That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

memespray:

britishbennyc:

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im going to burn down the planet

HE KNOWS

re-offender:

One of the BEST slam poems I have ever heard. 
Everyone please watch.

<RAPE POEM TO END ALL RAPE POEMS>

carriewintour:

If you’re too grossed out to share this video, then you’re exactly why it exists. (x)

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

ultrafacts:

princesseyesandlionhearts:

ultrafacts:

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I repost this story every time I see it. I grew up I a very small town where you could see the stars every night when you looked at the sky. It never occurred to me until I read this that, people in severely overpopulated cities almost never get to see the stars. Partly because of all the artificial light radiating from ground level

ultrafacts:

princesseyesandlionhearts:

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I repost this story every time I see it. I grew up I a very small town where you could see the stars every night when you looked at the sky. It never occurred to me until I read this that, people in severely overpopulated cities almost never get to see the stars. Partly because of all the artificial light radiating from ground level

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist
Anonymous

wa-llahi:

yawayli-deactivated20140417:

nah I’m not into white guys sry

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idontlikeyourcat:

Jesus Christ, I just started choking up.

northwesternprep:

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care

northwesternprep:

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care

2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks