That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
after i fainted
nurse: how many fingers?
me: 3 with some lube

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

carnivaloftherandom:

curlykytta:

comedium:

news flash: bbc finally does something right

Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon.

davidgilmore:

gayanimalsex:

robert plant’s ice bucket challenge

HE NOMINATED PETER GABRIEL HONESTLY HOW DO U NOT LOVE THIS MAN

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

chaechaetime:

Stephen Curry

chaechaetime:

Stephen Curry

thegoldenstatewarriors:

They Told Andre Iguodala He Could Be Anything…So He Became a Splash Brother.

thegoldenstatewarriors:

They Told Andre Iguodala He Could Be Anything…So He Became a Splash Brother.

officialwarriors:

This morning a few NBA teams had some Photoshop fun with #NBAMovies. 
Check out the best of the best (or worst?) » warriors.com/NBAMovies

officialwarriors:

This morning a few NBA teams had some Photoshop fun with #NBAMovies.

Check out the best of the best (or worst?) » warriors.com/NBAMovies

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
In a study of injuries in 90 patients injured by rubber bullets, one died, 17 suffered permanent disabilities or deformities and 41 required hospital treatment after being fired upon with rubber bullets.
So when the cops claim this is a humane, legitimate crowd control tactic, they’re straight up lying to your face. Don’t let them bullshit you. (x)
As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means.
Taylor Swift (x)