That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

upworthy:

I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

Me gusta lo que somos , aunque casi nunca lo entienda
Entre letras y cafeína (via entreletrasycafeina)
dudeufugly:

heyyfandoms:

Current emotion. 

Constant emotion.

dudeufugly:

heyyfandoms:

Current emotion. 

Constant emotion.

stilettostonerz:

always
thelastgnome:

the new AHS looks so good

thelastgnome:

the new AHS looks so good

starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

mister-mummy:

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

pagingpage:

nemo80:

ONLY 7?!?!?!? 
1. Hermann Hesse
2. Jimmy Page
3. Robert Plant
4. John Paul Jones
5. Viggo Mortensen
6. Cillian Murphy
7. Jim Morrison
If Led Zeppelin refuses to show up (because SCARY REUNION) then I have 3 places for Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Fassbender and Henry Cavill. Or Salman Rushdie, Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Hunter S. Thompson. Ross Halfin would be invited to take pictures. I would love to invite George R. R. Martin but I’m afraid it would only serve him as an excuse not to work on ASoIAF series :(
I’m tagging: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice, quienesesachica, meawonder, jimmypageshurdygurdy, pagingpage, claudiacee, aclockworkzeppelin, vioert, greatbritainlover, rngleme


Hi and thanks!! and TUMBLR… pls give us a “you were tagged” notification spot.. I’m missing these but happy to do them! pls send me mail if u tag me & I don’t reply oK? ok!
Well now this is a dinner party and I want the conversation to be bright and entertaining so, I’m not inviting Darwin and seating him next to Jesus because *duh* this gets awk in a big hurry. SO. Thinking about who-all might have a FUN meal together (with me) instead of just “yo why are we all here DID THEY DO THAT MEME AGAIN DANG here we go again” I go with:
Freddie Mercury
Annie Lennox
Jimmy Page
Heath Ledger
Bonzo
Anne Hathaway
Audrey Hepburn


1.MLK
2.Cesar Chavez
3.Anne Frank
4.John Lennon
5.Freddie Mercury
6.Malala Yousafzai
7.My Grandpapa

pagingpage:

nemo80:


ONLY 7?!?!?!? 

1. Hermann Hesse

2. Jimmy Page

3. Robert Plant

4. John Paul Jones

5. Viggo Mortensen

6. Cillian Murphy

7. Jim Morrison

If Led Zeppelin refuses to show up (because SCARY REUNION) then I have 3 places for Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Fassbender and Henry Cavill. Or Salman Rushdie, Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Hunter S. Thompson. Ross Halfin would be invited to take pictures. I would love to invite George R. R. Martin but I’m afraid it would only serve him as an excuse not to work on ASoIAF series :(

I’m tagging: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice, quienesesachica, meawonder, jimmypageshurdygurdy, pagingpageclaudiaceeaclockworkzeppelinvioertgreatbritainlover, rngleme

Hi and thanks!! and TUMBLR… pls give us a “you were tagged” notification spot.. I’m missing these but happy to do them! pls send me mail if u tag me & I don’t reply oK? ok!

Well now this is a dinner party and I want the conversation to be bright and entertaining so, I’m not inviting Darwin and seating him next to Jesus because *duh* this gets awk in a big hurry. SO. Thinking about who-all might have a FUN meal together (with me) instead of just “yo why are we all here DID THEY DO THAT MEME AGAIN DANG here we go again” I go with:

  1. Freddie Mercury
  2. Annie Lennox
  3. Jimmy Page
  4. Heath Ledger
  5. Bonzo
  6. Anne Hathaway
  7. Audrey Hepburn

1.MLK

2.Cesar Chavez

3.Anne Frank

4.John Lennon

5.Freddie Mercury

6.Malala Yousafzai

7.My Grandpapa

likeemallsizes:

boyishgirls:

eslamy:

Elly mayday

so she isn’t at all like the people i usually post but u should all know about elly mayday bc this woman went through cancer and chemotherapy and kept modeling despite her scars and baldness and she’s a real inspiration go google her

Lovely!!

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)
disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope